My Little Party
I'm a lot gayer than I seem
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
legalize dog marriage
They both probably would be dead…
"I’ll tell you
To leave me
When you do."
— M.S. (via coffee-crinkled-pages)
im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot
australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
Works for me
I miss having someone in my life who got sad when I went to bed, or would beg for me to stay up just a little bit longer to keep them company.