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oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

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toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

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piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

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super-wolves:

super-wolves:

super-wolves:

super-wolves:

super-wolves:

so i typed this up in a wordpad

and i found a printer (one of my neighbours)

and i

printed some

i just did more

omg i just heard someone next door scream “WHO IS DOING THIS”

i wonder if they can HEAR ME LAUGHGING

NOW I’M DONE

THIS IS THE LAST ONE

THIS TIME

I AM DONE THIS TIME

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

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